(digital illustration) Digital Illustrations

I found a muse.
This girl is ever so fun and helps me bounce ideas off of her nearly any time of day. Some of the ideas come from conversations and others straight from her mouth. In the first few months of seeing her I created a series of digital illustrations based on our conversations and the way in which my dirty mind could twist said conversations into perverse images.
I made a limited run of digital prints and sold them during the 1000 for 10 show.

Bikini Jello Wrestling the Internet

My muse and I were talking via MSN Messenger when her Internet connection began to cut in and out making her so frustrated that she proclaimed that she wanted to fight the Internet. as the conversation progressed details were filled in such as the flavor of the jello and the color of the bikinis .









Vibrator Science

One day while my muse was all alone in her apartment she decided to find out if her roommates (who happened to be her parents) were able to hear her using her "back massager" from down the hallway. This was one of the 1st pieces I sold at 1000 for 10. It sold to a middle aged woman who had no clue what it was about until I told her.








Sexy Math 101

My muse is going back to school but to get in she has to pass an entrance test and one of the subjects is trigonometry. I would be a math whizz if for every right answer the sexy math teacher undid a button or gave a sexy TA a spanking with the yard stick. Sadly they don't teach like that causing me to be average at math on a good day.









Tree Seppuku

My muse had to print off a pretest which ended up being much bigger than she had thought. She printed off so much paper that she needed to preform the Japanese stomach cutting, suicide ritual, Seppuku, to regain her honour after becoming the sole murderer of what must have been an entire forest at one time. One of my favorites... but don't tell the others, they'll get jealous.








Rent Check Domination

My Muse and I were discussing money woes when Turing to the erotic/perverted side of society may have seemed like an adequate solution
to the question of "how will I pay my rent this month." The conversation soon had my Muse in tight black leather wielding a whip.










Battling Tiredness

The short version of the story is that this illustration is based on the simple phrase, "I'm feeling tired but I can't go to sleep yet." The long version, well you don't want to know the long version. It might scar you for life, and I don't want that on my hands. But know this, sheep can go to hell and die those fluffy white liberal baaaastards.








Hot Coffee

My Muse had a disappointing girl on girl experience. This girl had sensitive nipples and therefore wouldn't let my Muse play with her tits. Playing with tits was the whole reason she wanted to have a rock, paper, scissors game where rock and paper are not welcome. I tossed the ladies inside of a giant version of the mug I am drinking coffee from as I type this, and had them pour coffee on each other because of my own coffee obsession.... its hot.







Homeless Hooker

Because I went to Art School the idea of becoming homeless has come up once or twice. I told my muse of an idea I had for trading cardboard boxes for bigger ones until one day I was back on my feet. My Muse had other plans. She would stack refrigerator boxes together into some sort of cardboard castle. But she would most likely end up just using it as her office to trade hand jobs for ham sandwiches.